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By JOHN JAMES MARSHALL/Designated Writers

This weekend was the best the NFL has to offer. It was also the worst the NFL has to offer.

You can’t get much better than having four playoff games all ending in last-second scoring plays. Each game seemingly was better than the one before, culminating in an all-timer between Kansas City and Buffalo. There won’t be another weekend like that in our lifetime, no matter how old you are.

It’s why the NFL rules sports and somehow manages to take over the news cycle like nothing else can do. As beloved as college football is, it is nothing more than a blip on the radar screen compared to the NFL.

And the NFL knows it, which is why the league runs things in such a we-will-do-whatever-we-want attitude. Because they can.

To have an overtime system in which one team might not ever get the ball defies description. Time after time, there have been examples of why it is patently unfair, but the NFL doesn’t seem to care. What if in the World Series, baseball decided they’d flip a coin for who gets to bat first and if that team scores, the game is over. “Well, if you had just prevented them from scoring, you could have had your chance” is basically the argument that the NFL will give you. There is no shortage of media lapdogs who have followed along.

The NFL apparently thinks defenses are able to be at full strength after playing 60 minutes of chasing offenses around all day. In the baseball example, it would be like the trying to stop the visiting team after all of your pitchers had been used.

Buffalo fans should be disgusted by the overtime rule, but they shouldn’t feel alone. Far from it. Denver knocked Pittsburgh out of the 2011 playoffs on what seems like the only pass Tim Tebow ever completed (an 80-yard touchdown).

Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers never touched in the ball in the 2014 NFL title game against Seattle after the Seahawks took the ball in OT and drove for a touchdown. Yeah, who would have wanted to see what Rodgers could do?

And don’t forget that this happened in a Super Bowl. You can laugh all you want about the Atlanta Falcons blowing a 28-3 lead, but they never had a possession in overtime Super Bowl XI against New England.

The NFL will step all over its collective tongue in trying to give vague reasons why, but the real reason might very well be because they don’t want to appear to be like college football. By the way, college football hasn’t exactly perfected its system either, but it does give both teams a chance. The NFL would never admit that college football had an idea worth copying.

Look, it’s still not like having a Home Run Derby or a 3-point shooting contest to decide the winner. And you don’t even have to do it in the regular season, But when you play all year long for a chance to win and you don’t even get the chance to win, something’s wrong.

Here’s something else that’s wrong. There is no reason why Green Bay and San Francisco should have played their playoff game at night. It was scheduled that way for ratings, make no mistake about it. But the NFL also loves the idea of playing games “in the elements” to add to its mystique and that does a disservice to both teams. As would be expected, the weather conditions worsened during the night and made the field almost unplayable. Three-and-out possessions became the order of the day.

Yes, it would have still been cold had the game been played in the afternoon. But the league could have still gotten all of the linemen-blowing-smoke-at-the-line-of-scrimmage shots it wanted and still had a game played in better conditions.

Because that’s what everybody deserved. But the NFL doesn’t seem to worry about that. Instead, the league is going to tell you what you deserve, whether you like it or not.

John James Marshall

By JOHN JAMES MARSHALL/Designated Writers

Some (very) random thoughts regarding the college football national championship game:

** Once I get elected King of College Football, the first order of business is simple — get rid of the stupid screens that some teams put up along the sidelines. (I’m looking at you, Georgia!) It may work for the national champions, but it doesn’t make them any less idiotic. Vince Lombardi seemed to do fine without them. Yet to see one around Bill Belichick. Are we trying to hide something? And if so, how is that being accomplished? Let me know the next time you see a third base coach with a gigantic tarp behind him so that the other team in the dugout can’t figure out the hit-and-run sign. They are placed between the press box and the near sideline to prevent some graduate assistant upstairs a mile away from figuring out if it’s Cover 2 or Cover 3. A quick question — couldn’t the guy 53 yards away on the other sideline do the same thing … with a straight-on view?

** If you played the drinking game whenever ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit said “young” (double shot for “young freshman”) or “setting the edge, I’ll go ahead and assume you’ve just now sobered up.

** Does ESPN’s Chris Fowler get a little too excited about a five-yard dive play or a 12-yard out route. He’s fine to listen to in normal voice, but he is way too quick to get excited over things that aren’t all that exciting. It’s as if everything these days has to be measured like they’ve just seen Auburn return a missed field goal 109 yards against Alabama. Not it doesn’t.

** OK, I get it … the quarterback’s arm was going forward and not a fumble that was returned for an apparent touchdown getting the opposing team all excited. “After further review …” That’s fine; the quarterback got bailed out because you and I and 80,000 people in the stadium know full well that he fumbled; but not by the letter of the law. So how come that’s not grounding? The ball landed three feet away, was still behind the line of scrimmage and there was no eligible receiver in the area. It’s not that it happened in the championship game because it happens all the time. No one ever brings up that it should be a penalty.

** The date of the national championship game has to be moved. The Monday night thing is not working. (Of course, neither is the entire bowl schedule, but that’s another story.) The biggest moment of the college football season is a mere afterthought to the final NFL weekend. There are playoff matchups to digest, coaches getting fired all Monday morning, next year to look ahead to and oh yeah!, there’s a national championship game to be played. You’d think they’d want the premier event played at the best possible time, not the worst. Solution — play it on Friday night. (A) it’s not a school night, so people can stay up late to watch it and (B) to those who say nobody watches TV on Friday night, that’s usually the case when the weather is good. Not in early January.

** Which bothers you more — that nobody wears a mouthpiece or knee pads anymore? The hot pants are really starting to wear on me. There used to be this little thing called “rules” that made players wear both. Maybe the dental and orthopedic lobbying groups got to the powers that be, because both are getting way out of hand.