By TEDDY ALLEN/Designated Writers

In a quick review of 2019, we’ll just say that regrets, we’ve had a few, but then again, too many to mention.

One is putting too many confidence points on Virginia Tech in BowlFest 2019. Virginia Tech is supposed to have a good defense but suddenly went into a coma and could not defend a forward pass by a team that passes the ball maybe two percent of the time because they have trouble completing the chore. No problem against the Hokies though, which hit DW where it hurts.

I will never say the words “Virginia Tech” again.

Which reminds me, I went to high school with a girl named Virginia. We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.

Just kidding. Old joke. Couldn’t resist. Tacky. We will try to be less tacky and more mature in the New Year, although that is setting the bar awfully high.

We just wanted to say that the 2010s was quite an eventful decade, and that DW’s cup runneth over in the Blessings Department. We hope the Roarin’ Twenties are just that, even though we are getting too old to roar much anymore. Even as we speak, and because we have so much to do that it is overwhelming, DW has decided to call a time out and have a team meeting, eat lunch at the DW South Offices and watch the Alabammer vs. Meechigan game, or at least the first half. Hopefully the Tide can do what Virginia Tech (never saying OR typing it again) could not, which would be win.

And we hope the same for you, that 2020 is a Winner Winner Chicken Dinner. We love your company and thank you for hanging around with us. It’s always our pleasure.

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