By JOHN JAMES MARSHALL/Designated Writer

In the Seinfeld episode titled “The Opposite,” George Costanza interviews for a job with the New York Yankees. When he is introduced to George Steinbrenner, he berates the owner by saying he had ruined Yankees “all for the glorification of your massive ego.”

Which is exactly the wording that should have been on the banner in Atlanta outside the location for the SEC Media Days. Because that’s all it is.

Here are some things that will not — or have not — been revealed this week:

** Alabama coach Nick Saban told the media that they are welcome to come by practice at any time and grab players for interviews on their way to the locker room.

** Georgia coach Kirby Smart said that he jacked the Alabama game plan before last year’s national championship game from a couple of custodians with access to trash cans in the Crimson Tide front office.

** LSU’s Ed Orgeron opened his time in front of the media by not only declaring who his starting quarterback is, but also the whole offensive game plan for the opener against Miami. Followed by a bunch of words no one could understand.

** Any player said anything interesting. Ever.

There you have it folks! Thanks for being with us in Atlanta!

There is no news. There is no grand announcement. The only thing anyone will remember is that there will be a preseason poll on how the teams will finish in 2018, followed by the announcement of each teams’ players and coaches on how “disrespected” they are and how “nobody gave us a chance” and it will be “us against the world in 2018.” (Somehow, Alabama will manage to make this claim.)

The SEC has this exercise in futility because they can, plain and simple. It’s nothing new; conferences have been doing these for years. But it’s the SEC, where the stated slogan on the TV commercials by that woman I’ve never heard of says “It Just Means More.”

Guess that goes for Media Days, too.