This is an important sociological question that I am asking of you. I don’t expect a definitive answer because it may simply be too much to ask. But this conundrum has perplexed me for far too long and it’s time to get it out in the open.

If the Polar Pop at Circle K is 79 cents for any size, then why would you get anything but the biggest size?

I mean, they are offering it to you; seems almost rude to NOT accept it.

I’ve been told that some think the giant size is too big to handle, which I would consider for any non-adult. I have two of the smallest hands God ever created and I promise you these mitts have no trouble wrapping themselves around a Polar Pop.

They promote it as “One Price, Any Size” but I say they are making this far too complicated.

As I see it, about the only decision issue involved is getting the proper of ice in the giant Styrofoam cup. (You may think you have enough ice in the initial drop, but be careful; it may require a re-do.) If I were Circle K, I would even give people the option of other sizes. Here’s the deal people: there’s the cup, there’s the ice, pick a flavor and pitch ’til you win.

Sometimes I want to stand outside and just wait for somebody to walk out with some rinky-dink 24 ounce cup and tell them they are disgrace to consumers all over this great land. Do these people not realize that the Styrofoam will keep the drink cold all day? These people don’t get thirsty later in the day?

Circle K is doing humanity a solid. The least we can do is show our gratitude 79 cents at a time. (Eight-six cents with the tax and they appreciate the exact change.)